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12-25-2009, 03:54 AM
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Re: Maggots on the couch.....

Maybe Valu Village will claim the sofa and sell it, it probably smells better than some of their other furniture.
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1st price in the category carpet color picking
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Re: Maggots on the couch.....

For Sale: Sofa. Slightly used. Some stains. Free matching table!
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Re: Maggots on the couch.....

How much do you think it would cost to get this thing reupholstered?
with the economy like it is i would say 25 cents a maggott
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Re: Maggots on the couch.....

This brings memories. I used to work for a crime scene cleanup company. One time we were called in to clean up after a fat woman died (presumably from being so fat lol), and she died on her couch. No one found out until about 2 month. By the time they got there, she was almost fused to the couch and had to cut a section out of the cushion to get her fat butt off! Anyway, by the time we got there the smell was absolutely VOMITROCIOUS! I would rather have dog shit shoved up my nostrils once a day than to smell that for a minute. And to answer the previous question, there is no way in hell that thing could be re-upholstered
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Re: Maggots on the couch.....

cool, can i have the couch when he's done sitting on it?
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Re: Maggots on the couch.....

Are you that desperate to sit down?
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Re: Maggots on the couch.....

Maggots are natures vaccuum cleaners.
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Gross! xD
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Re: Maggots on the couch.....

If you look closely, the juices are being absorbed into the couch, too. They are probably trying to get to it.
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I say we scoop up those maggots and make some dinner, anyone else want some?


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