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● 05-28-2013, 09:37 PM
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Machete Duel Ends With Predictable Results

Jesus Christ, Mexico.

Two men in their 20's, supposedly friends, were drinking tequila at a bar called The Sleeve. Eventually, booze prevailed over clearer heads and an argument arose regarding someone's wife. The argument came to blows and blows eventually escalated into a duel with machetes.

Each man took up a machete and they went out to the street in front of the bar to settle their differences in a manner befitting, in the parlance of our times, THE OLD SCHOOL.

When the swinging stopped, the 27 year old fellow you see pictured here was dead in the street with over 15 machete wounds to his body. Obviously, the ravaged wreckage of his shoulder is the focal point of the photo, but God alone knows which wound it was that ended him entirely.

Looks like a fucking side of beef there. Machete duel indeed.
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Re: Machete Duel Ends With Predictable Results

As the Black Knight would say "OK, we'll call it a draw, Oh running away eh? You yellow bastard come here and get what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"
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Re: Machete Duel Ends With Predictable Results

Was JUST getting ready to post this. Good info
Drinking and machetes DEFINATELY don't mix!
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Just another way that alcoholism kills.
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Two man enter, one man leave.
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boys playing with knives, someone's gonna get cut
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Re: Machete Duel Ends With Predictable Results

These guys were friends, imagine what he would have done if he didn't like the guy. It's all fun and games until someone loses a shoulder.
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Great wound.
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2 machetes in one fight. Things just get better and better.
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Re: Machete Duel Ends With Predictable Results

what the fuck, they need to chill out over there
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