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05-14-2010, 04:31 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:686 male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,256 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 7 Post(s)
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Re: Look Closely at the Murderer Could Be the Dude of Orange Shirt
or it could be the two in the laytex gloves,{no prints}, or the one in the shirt, in fact, that one looks jewish, and that ones a loon, who let all this riff raff into the room? there's one smoking a joint, and another with spots, if i had my way, i'd have all of them shot, sorry lost my way for a moment.   lad
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05-14-2010, 06:01 PM
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 *Born Retard* Poster Rank:101 Dude Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 16,041 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 56 Post(s)
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Re: Look Closely at the Murderer Could Be the Dude of Orange Shirt
Sadlad, my friend, here’s my fix on it. You see, the victim, let’s call him, Deadman, was fucking drunk as a skunk. He was so drunk with drink that he was taking shots with a 22, going "PIM, PAM, PUM” at anything that moved. So here was the dude with the orange shirt, uh … Lubejob … driving his wife, Fierce, and their child, Regan, to the local priest, Fr. Karras, cus the girl peed on the living room floor the night before, during a dinner party, and Lubejob didn’t want any fuckin’ demons haunting his daughter. Any way, Deadman took a shot at Lubejob’s car and put a hole in the windshield. Lubejob got mad, stopped, put the vehicle in park, and came after Deadman. At that point, Deadman laughed and said, “Halt, ye stupid fuck, I got a gun to pop!” But what Deadman didn’t know was that, one, he was so drunk with drink that he shitted in his pants, and, two, the gun was empty. Well, that sure changed his fortunes in a hurry, cuz within a few seconds, Lubejob grabbed Deadman, but only for a moment. You see, like I said, Deadman had crapped himself earlier. Because of that, Lubejob immediately recoiled back and yelled, “What the fuck is that shit I smell?!” By this time, Deadman turned and made a run for it, but crashed into that fence post, knocking it to the side, flipping feet over head and tumbling into the ravine. Within 10 minutes, he was dead from a lacerated brain, as a result of his stupid ass attempt to run. Lubejob is a good man, and would’ve helped Deadman, save for the smell of those shitty ass pants. He hung around long enough for this picture to be taken of him. He is not in hand cuffs, and is wondering how the fuck did Deadman manage to get himself so drunk from drink that he fired his pistol, “PIM, PAM, PUM”, anywhere he could point it, and then shit himself. |
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05-14-2010, 08:26 PM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:120 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,161
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Re: Look Closely at the Murderer Could Be the Dude of Orange Shirt
[QUOTE=sadlad;982299]or it could be the two in the laytex gloves,{no prints}, or the one in the shirt, in fact, that one looks jewish, and that ones a loon, who let all this riff raff into the room? there's one smoking a joint, and another with spots, if i had my way, i'd have all of them shot, sorry lost my way for a moment. shine on you crazy sadlad!!! |
