Lonely Trucker Celebrates Christmas with Noose

**Vedderman** · #1 12-26-2013, 01:41 PM

Truck driver in his mid-30's was found early Christmas morning having hung himself in the window of his diesel cab. Several wine bottles were found in the cab with him.

Jere · #2 12-26-2013, 02:01 PM

thats the way to do it.

good post

vipersna · #3 12-26-2013, 02:19 PM

You sure he wasn't just drunk and pushed the wrong button after hollaring out the window? i had a cat who did that and i dont think i drove him to suicide

Mollydoublybarrly · #4 12-26-2013, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by vipersna

You sure he wasn't just drunk and pushed the wrong button after hollaring out the window? i had a cat who did that and i dont think i drove him to suicide

This was my first thought.. or maybe his drunken suicide plan would not have been a sober thought?

Karma · #5 12-26-2013, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by vipersna

You sure he wasn't just drunk and pushed the wrong button after hollaring out the window? i had a cat who did that and i dont think i drove him to suicide

He's also got a rope around his neck, so I'd say he wanted to die.

Kelseecat65 · #6 12-26-2013, 03:13 PM

That's sad to kill himself on Christmas

However, he did dress in festive red for the occasion

**Vedderman** · #7 12-26-2013, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Kelseecat65

That's sad to kill himself on Christmas

However, he did dress in festive red for the occasion

Suicide rate skyrockets across all socio-economic groups and gender lines during the weeks preceding and following Christmas. I don't have the actual statistics on-hand, but it is a very substantial increase.

Kelseecat65 · #8 12-26-2013, 03:29 PM

I can't imagine being at a point where that is the only option

FavaBeans · #9 12-26-2013, 03:35 PM

navajojoe · #10 12-26-2013, 05:08 PM

OK, here's what happened. He starts to party by himself, sees a truck stop cutie (TV), he/she didn't like the wine, tried to strangle the poor fella, finally TV shoved his head in the window and pushed the button till fella stopped his moaning. Got that?

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