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04-28-2011, 09:09 PM
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My regards to your virgins.
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Or are ugly fat ass zionists.
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The fine print says, Thou wilst receive a "72" year old virgin.
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how is he gonna do the virgins if his penis and testicles are all mangled up?? he didnt think of that im sure...
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Fuckin stupid cunts and the virgins waiting for them will be blokes with bigger hard ons than them
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arent they all? dumb
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While we all know that suicide bombers are cunts, at least they give us some nice gory material to glance at
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The virgins are satyrs with massive BBCs.

Bubber aint got shit on them.
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Re: Lol Dumb Ass Suicide Bombers

I love the logic behind the suicide bombers that they will receive the praise of Allah and 80 virgins (or whatever the number) will be waiting for them.

I would hope a suicide bombers version of hell is that the virgins are there and each of them have chastity belts and no key.
Or that they get up/down there and the only virgins waiting for them are the other male suicide bombers who died before them.
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LMAO these dumb asses dnt know before they die that the 12 "virgins" that they receive after they die are all GUYS lol ....( i crack my self up)
Thats tru cos most if not all bombers are virgins.So that who they meet in hell.


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