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I would hope a suicide bombers version of hell is that the virgins are there and each of them have chastity belts and no key.
They get blue balls lol
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LMFAO Stupid cunts
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theyre stupid, you dont have to kill yourself to sleep with 70? virgins....
you raid the local high school band class.
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Did they die?
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theyre stupid, you dont have to kill yourself to sleep with 70? virgins....
you raid the local high school band class.
Its 21 virgins
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theyre stupid, you dont have to kill yourself to sleep with 70? virgins....
you raid the local high school band class.
I thought is was the CHESS club!!!
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Virgins? They still make those?
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OKAY everybody & all the different amounts, the number is 72 !! 72 versions for the point.

72 Houris (virgins) and 28 young pre-pubescent boys.

* A houri is a most beautiful young woman with a transparent body. The marrow of her bones is visible like the interior lines of pearls and rubies. She looks like red wine in a white glass. She is of white color, and free from the routine physical disabilities of an ordinary woman such as menstruation, menopause, urinal and offal discharge, child bearing and the related pollution. A houri is a girl of tender age, having large breasts which are round (pointed), and not inclined to dangle. Houris dwell in palaces of splendid surroundings."[49]

[edit] Ibn Maja

* "Houris do not want wives to annoy their husbands, since the houris will also be the wives of the husbands in the afterlife. "Mu’adh bin Jobal reported that Allah’s Messenger said, ‘A woman does not annoy her husband but his spouse from amongst the maidens with wide eyes intensely white and deeply black will say: Do not annoy him, may Allah ruin you.” He is with you as a passing guest. Very soon, he will part with you and come to us."

(the earthly wives are abandoned)

28 PREpubescent boys, keeping in line with the fact that they love screwing kids.

Homosexuality was and is widely practised in Islamic countries. To please the homosexuals among his followers he promised them pre-pubescent boys in Paradise. So after committing plunder, loot, rape and murder in this life, the followers of Islam get "rewarded" by untouched virginal youths who are fresh like pearls.

(QURAN 52:24): "And there will go round boy-servants of theirs, to serve them as if they were preserved pearls."

(QURAN 56:17): "They will be served by immortal boys."

(QURAN 76:19): "And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls."

It is common in Arabic poetry to glorify homosexuality, take their famous poet Abu Nuwas:

O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your whore who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils
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04-27-2011, 06:46 PM
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They make Great Words... MoHAMMED!!!!!
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Caption for the last photo could be,"Look ma, no hands."


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