Lawyer Jumps From Empire State Building

[chris]

Suicide was by a lawyer who jumped from the 69th floor of the Empire State Building on Friday April 13, 2007

[Nyckname]

In the early nineties, there was a guy jumped off The Golden Gate Bridge, hit the land on Fort Point, and lived. Didn't walk out far enough.

So, not only did he botch the suicide, but he aimed at the biggest thing on Earth, the Pacific Ocean, and missed.

[chris]

Originally Posted by Nyckname

In the early nineties, there was a guy jumped off The Golden Gate Bridge, hit the land on Fort Point, and lived. Didn't walk out far enough.

So, not only did he botch the suicide, but he aimed at the biggest thing on Earth, the Pacific Ocean, and missed.

wow, that ought to make him feel good. it's pretty bad when you can't even kill your self correctly..

[kellyhound]

Friday the 13 th.

A man jumped out the window of a law office on the 69th floor of the Empire State Building on Friday and fell to his death, police said.

Police responded to the midtown Manhattan landmark at about 2:50 p.m. after a telephone caller to emergency services reported seeing a leg on 33rd Street. After closing the street between Fifth and Sixth Avenues, they discovered that the body had landed on a setback on the 30th floor.

The name of the victim, a lawyer in his 30s, was not immediately released.

Detectives on the street were photographing the leg, which was severed below the knee with the foot still covered in a dark gray sock.

[chris]

I'm sorry, even if I wanted to commit suicide, there is no way I could do that.

[niekose1]

Originally Posted by kellyhound

Friday the 13 th.

A man jumped out the window of a law office on the 69th floor of the Empire State Building on Friday and fell to his death, police said.

Police responded to the midtown Manhattan landmark at about 2:50 p.m. after a telephone caller to emergency services reported seeing a leg on 33rd Street. After closing the street between Fifth and Sixth Avenues, they discovered that the body had landed on a setback on the 30th floor.

The name of the victim, a lawyer in his 30s, was not immediately released.

Detectives on the street were photographing the leg, which was severed below the knee with the foot still covered in a dark gray sock.

69th floor? Jeez, is it all sex with you people?

[Barbarian]

he was pushed

[Fly-By-Night]

One less lawyer in the world.... I'm okay with that

[Robert88]

Agreed

[Kim]

Nothing so uplifting as a defenestrated lawyer.