I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are describing, which is a shame because you came up with a good story. I wish we only had proper English speakers posting shit to DR, not some people messing up the descriptions with mongrel english. The descriptions, understanding what we are looking at, is half the story. I should not have to wonder what the fuck it is I am reading. Might I recommend you learn our language better, Mr. Mongrel?
what we have here is a google translate fail.
His arm got twisted off in the spin cycle :(