[☠ Sting ☠]

I've hit the head injury jackpot!

[Spiffyfable]

Take 52 of these and sue me in the morning

[kellyhound]

holy crap

[corpsehands]

in number six, is dude using a kitchen knife for the autopsy?

[Sharon]

You know, at work once I had to 'dispose' of an old hospital museum specimen - a black man's fully intact but preserved head

Creepy as anything and was damn heavy. Eyes glaring at me, brain still present, I looked into the head's neck organs, quite cool. Couldn't tell what the reason he was a museum piece was as no obvious syndrome. Ears in the right position, no deformity. WEIRD!!!!

I had to literally pulverise it using the 'Swordfish' electric circular saw, hammer and bone chisel and then macerate as much as I could (like a giant blender). Once much had been disposed of, the rest was put in an "Incineration Only" bag for easier hospital incineration.

Couldn't believe my boss had carried it into work in like a hat case on the London Underground

[porkroll]

that's not the way to get ahead in life...