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#11
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10-22-2014, 07:31 PM
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Re: Hung Himself in the Kitchen
Yeah. Not really fair either. The posers do this every day. The poor dead guy only had his one last shot. |
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#12
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10-22-2014, 08:33 PM
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Re: Hung Himself in the Kitchen
I'm guessing it makes it easier to match the correct employee names to any evidence found at the scene, at least, for murders..I'm guessing until the mortician gives COD they have to treat all suicides the same way, maybe? I don't know, just talking out my ass.  |
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#13
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10-22-2014, 08:54 PM
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Re: Hung Himself in the Kitchen
If they'd just lowered the rope to normal height and took turns dancing with the body...mybe put a part hat on him...that would've been hilarious.  |
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#15
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10-22-2014, 09:36 PM
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Re: Hung Himself in the Kitchen
First one I've seen, so far, that didn't piss himself.
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#16
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10-22-2014, 10:34 PM
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Re: Hung Himself in the Kitchen
They were so busy talking about what a great meal they were going to get, they never noticed the chef had hung himself. Too bad the picture wasn't of all of them texting at the same time.
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#17
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10-22-2014, 10:39 PM
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Re: Hung Himself in the Kitchen
...so god needs to review photos before signing off on afterlife credit? wonder how many cents per mile he reimburses.... |
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10-22-2014, 11:52 PM
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Re: Hung Himself in the Kitchen
Don't shoot the messenger. I have no idea what the dirt worshipers think or what they get as a reward in the here after...if it parking reimbusment I'm signing up.
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