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How to Fit Two Large Men into a Compact Car Trunk (boot)

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● 09-23-2012, 06:44 PM
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How to Fit Two Large Men into a Compact Car Trunk (boot)

Police investigating an abandoned car happened to open the trunk in the process of an official search. After moving the bodies out of the way they found nothing suspicious until in the process of putting the bodies back one officer said "Wait a second, how did these bodies get in the trunk in the first place?" An examination of the bodies discovered the absence of heads, the officer in charge stated that the absence of heads was sufficient cause to turn everyday dead bodies(found all over the place) into suspicious dead bodies(not so common as cartels usually don't stop at the head) An investigation ensued and heads were discovered in the back seat. With the discovery of the heads the investigation was complete and everyone went home happy.
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Re: How to Fit Two Large Men into a Compact Car Trunk (boot)

They look pretty fresh. And is that lime sprinkled on the bodies
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Re: How to Fit Two Large Men into a Compact Car Trunk (boot)

When the trunk is full, put the rest in the back seat. I do the same thing with my groceries.
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Re: How to Fit Two Large Men into a Compact Car Trunk (boot)

powdered mexican sweet bread (pan dulce).
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Re: How to Fit Two Large Men into a Compact Car Trunk (boot)

Did they dust them in cocaine first? I have to say that I chuckled when I saw the two heads all cozy and cuddled up together.....
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They handcuffed the headless corpses because they were acting suspicious.
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Re: How to Fit Two Large Men into a Compact Car Trunk (boot)

They look pretty fresh. And is that lime sprinkled on the bodies
I thought quicklime was pretty damned fast when it came to decomp.....
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Re: How to Fit Two Large Men into a Compact Car Trunk (boot)

Just more Junk in the Trunk
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With the discovery of the heads the investigation was complete and everyone went home happy.
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