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You can hire musicians to watch you die and tailor the mood music as you wind down and expire.

Christ, even for a DR reader, that's pretty damn macabre. Give me a good, honest guy putting his head in a table saw any day.





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Re: Hospital Guy Dying to the Harp Lady

Well, fuck me running... I'd rather have some Zeppelin or Metallica at my death bed.
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Re: Hospital Guy Dying to the Harp Lady

I'm going to hire a Mariachi Band, and tell them to play extra loud............
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Re: Hospital Guy Dying to the Harp Lady

Or else, I'm going to hire a mime...............to perform "trapped in a casket" instead of an invisible box.
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Re: Hospital Guy Dying to the Harp Lady

Well, fuck me running... I'd rather have some Zeppelin or Metallica at my death bed.
Metallica... I would LOVE that!!! Do you think they'd play bedside as I'm dying?

I think the entire idea is incredibly awesome! If that's what makes you happy as you're going on the next life then it's absolutely wonderful! Whatever you want! Watch videos of your kids growing up or just have your spouse there holding your hand as you listen to your fave music... heck, have your body rolled in oil and have 'someone' rub their naked body all over you as you're crossing over then go for it! Why not? (Though if your family is there it may be a little awkward...)
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This has me thinking now... I've thought about what would happen with my body after I'm dead, but I've never thought about what I would do as I was dying, if I had the time to do something that is… It's almost like planning a party, like for your birthday except it's for your deathday!
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Re: Hospital Guy Dying to the Harp Lady

I'm going to stick a harmonica in my mouth and a kazoo up my ass and play myself out.... I'd play Enter Sandman but I'll be dead so.....
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Re: Hospital Guy Dying to the Harp Lady

That's seriously bizarre


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