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Re: Headless Suicide Victim Lays on the Street

Alternate joke:
He's clearly a left-side-of-the-brain kind of personalty.
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oops, personality. i screwed up delivery of my joke.
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Re: Headless Suicide Victim Lays on the Street

Alternate joke:
He's clearly a left-side-of-the-brain kind of personalty.

haha, this is truee
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Re: Headless Suicide Victim Lays on the Street

OK, now his head is finally useful for something. I can use it as my purse.
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Re: Headless Suicide Victim Lays on the Street

Just make sure you rinse it out.
you dont want brain juice on your stuff. ;)
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Haha. Or maybe I'll start renting him out for threesomes: a girl can ride his stiffy while her b/f skullfucks him.
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Re: Headless Suicide Victim Lays on the Street

That would be a VERY gushhy hole to fuck.
if only his brain was intact.
would be much softer,
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Re: Headless Suicide Victim Lays on the Street

Maybe he was trying to put his brain down his pants? (because guys think with their dicks anyway)
Thats supposed to be a fucking secret.
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Maybe he was trying to put his brain down his pants? (because guys think with their dicks anyway)
I actualy just pissed my pants reading that 1 fuckin brilliant
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Haha. Or maybe I'll start renting him out for threesomes: a girl can ride his stiffy while her b/f skullfucks him.
Once is funny...........


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