.....but pointing in opposite directions Don't you hate it when you meet someone with wonky eyes like that and you can't tell if they're talking to you or the person next to you? Awkward and usually a lose/lose situation. If you ignore them it turns out they were talking to you, if you answer them it turns out they were talking to the person next to you and if you ask them who they were talking to you just look like a cunt. Good job he's dead eh, dilemma solved
lol @ wonky eyes my partner had a wonky eye, he had one eye looking at you the other eye looking for you was rather funny when he was tired as the eye did it's own thing