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10-19-2009, 10:03 AM
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He Died Happy !!

This man died prior to having sex. He had a history of heart attacks and the cause of death was coronary artery failure.
this man was discovered in a recreation centre, his position suggests sudden collapse and death.jpg
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he was wearing a condom. the woman he had been with, confessed he collapsed suddenly prior to ha.jpg
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10-19-2009, 10:20 AM
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Re: He Died Happy !!

He died PRIOR to having sex? As in just before he got some nooky? Man, I wouldn't be happy, I'd be pretty pissed!
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10-19-2009, 10:35 AM
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He died PRIOR to having sex? As in just before he got some nooky? Man, I wouldn't be happy, I'd be pretty pissed!
Well least he thought he was gonna get some,
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10-19-2009, 11:13 AM
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He died PRIOR to having sex? As in just before he got some nooky? Man, I wouldn't be happy, I'd be pretty pissed!
but was he the reciever or the giver??
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10-19-2009, 12:15 PM
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Im glad he went with the red condom.
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His wife or girlfriend must have given him some killer head
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10-20-2009, 12:22 AM
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Ohhh shit that IS a condom! Hahaha I was like, "WTF?"
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Re: He Died Happy !!

It looks more like a child's balloon than a condom...Hehe. Maybe it was just a pretty red ribbon he kept their to remind himself to carry his nitro.
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10-20-2009, 05:39 AM
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Poor guy! What a ripoff.....No orgasm for you!
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Re: He Died Happy !!

maybe the bitch had some scary looking titties. You didn't think of that did you ^^


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