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05-12-2018, 11:49 PM
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Happy Death Day
In Nigeria, a young man was slain during a birthday party. Hell of a way to go. RIP.  · |
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05-13-2018, 02:01 AM
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Re: Happy Death Day
"Quick! It's dead! Let's stuff cotten up its nose!"  |
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05-13-2018, 02:32 AM
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Re: Happy Death Day
Can't have any body fluids leaking out, it might mix with all that red stuff.  |
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05-13-2018, 04:34 AM
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Re: Happy Death Day
The earliest date I've seen this reported is 24th April 2018. It happened in Lagos. Mustapha 'Musty' Sokoto is described as being a popular, 'very hard working guy, intelligent + friendly'. Also, he did not keep bad company.    |
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05-13-2018, 05:02 AM
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Re: Happy Death Day
Well, I can think of worse ways to die. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t endorse cold-blooded, unjustified executions. I don’t endorse violence of any sort. But the poor kid probably didn’t see it coming until’ it came. I’m more sympathetic towards friends and relatives, they’re the ones who were left to salvage the loss of a loved one. |
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05-13-2018, 05:03 AM
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Re: Happy Death Day
So jealousy? I can’t think of any other motive. Except for some schizoid who saw him as a “victim of opportunity”. Or something. I don’t know. I’m too fucking shit-faced rn to come up with a plausible theory as to the “why” factor |
