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09-07-2009, 12:14 AM
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Re: Hanging from the Testicles.
I saw the story on this. This man's wife was furious at him because his cock had shrunk in size due to his aging. She told him if he didn't do something about his shrinking penis immediately, she was going to start sleeping with his younger brother who had no penis issues in the size department. So this poor man's morning routine implemented a trip to the attic to hang himself by his penis, thus stretching the organ. He took several yoga classes and learned many meditation practices to lessen the painful situation that he found himself hanging in. The only thing he misses is his morning runs with his buddies, he has to inform them nicely that he will be "tied" up for a while. |