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Old 05-25-2015, 05:09 PM
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Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All

47 year old man had a raw asshole about his wife going off to a party by herself. When she returned, a major fight ensued, whereupon he strangled her into unconsciousness and then pummeled her head with a stick of undisclosed size.

Apparently he decided that such a modest end was not enough for her perfidious ways, so he chopped her in half, then quartered her at the knees, put all the bits together in some sort of wheelbarrow, and then tossed her in the local river.

She was discovered by some young boys (either swimming or fishing, not sure) the following day. Must have made quite a story to tell their mates at Brazilian Summer Camp.
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Old 05-25-2015, 05:13 PM
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All

I think she was killed by Red Foreman. See, she's got a foot up her ass.
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Old 05-25-2015, 05:22 PM
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All

The parts should say: Let's volt in!
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Old 05-25-2015, 06:16 PM
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This is gonna sound bad, but I laughed.... hard.
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All

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and then pummeled her head with a stick of undisclosed size.
His penis?
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Old 05-25-2015, 06:50 PM
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This is gonna sound bad, but I laughed.... hard.
have you thought about doing one of them Psychopath tests online?
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Old 05-25-2015, 07:21 PM
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have you thought about doing one of them Psychopath tests online?
I actually did one not long ago and got a high chance of me being one.
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Old 05-25-2015, 07:23 PM
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All

Even if I was one, which I do doubt, even though I may lack empathy at times, I'd put some hard cash down on me not being the only one like that in this forum.
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All

thats the face of a party animal girl
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