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Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
47 year old man had a raw asshole about his wife going off to a party by herself. When she returned, a major fight ensued, whereupon he strangled her into unconsciousness and then pummeled her head with a stick of undisclosed size. Apparently he decided that such a modest end was not enough for her perfidious ways, so he chopped her in half, then quartered her at the knees, put all the bits together in some sort of wheelbarrow, and then tossed her in the local river. She was discovered by some young boys (either swimming or fishing, not sure) the following day. Must have made quite a story to tell their mates at Brazilian Summer Camp. |
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My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2097 Join Date: Feb 2015 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 101 Post(s)
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
I think she was killed by Red Foreman. See, she's got a foot up her ass.
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
The parts should say: Let's volt in!
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
This is gonna sound bad, but I laughed.... hard.
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
His penis? ![]() |
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My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1451 Join Date: Dec 2014 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 105 Post(s)
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
have you thought about doing one of them Psychopath tests online?
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
Even if I was one, which I do doubt, even though I may lack empathy at times, I'd put some hard cash down on me not being the only one like that in this forum.
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
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Re: Half a Wife Is Better Than No Wife at All
thats the face of a party animal girl ![]() |
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