[Vedderman]

47 year old man had a raw asshole about his wife going off to a party by herself. When she returned, a major fight ensued, whereupon he strangled her into unconsciousness and then pummeled her head with a stick of undisclosed size.

Apparently he decided that such a modest end was not enough for her perfidious ways, so he chopped her in half, then quartered her at the knees, put all the bits together in some sort of wheelbarrow, and then tossed her in the local river.

She was discovered by some young boys (either swimming or fishing, not sure) the following day. Must have made quite a story to tell their mates at Brazilian Summer Camp.

[melvilleboi]

I think she was killed by Red Foreman. See, she's got a foot up her ass.

[laal]

The parts should say: Let's volt in!

[Susan]

This is gonna sound bad, but I laughed.... hard.

[spyderguard]

Originally Posted by Vedderman ↗

and then pummeled her head with a stick of undisclosed size.

His penis?

[sugargliderdude]

Originally Posted by slyksleevemuckyey ↗

This is gonna sound bad, but I laughed.... hard.

have you thought about doing one of them Psychopath tests online?

[Susan]

Originally Posted by sugargliderdude ↗

have you thought about doing one of them Psychopath tests online?

I actually did one not long ago and got a high chance of me being one.

[Susan]

Even if I was one, which I do doubt, even though I may lack empathy at times, I'd put some hard cash down on me not being the only one like that in this forum.

[djrizzz]

[bando21]

thats the face of a party animal girl