[~Z~]

Doosh, youre priceless

[RogueTrader]

Lol that bathroom is untidy as hell.. Elena Manon obviously wasn't no maid.

[Svengo42]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

I'll translate for you, Blue.

This doctor, a gynecologist, was having a relationship with his secretary, who often gave him good head and sex. When she decided to break off the relationship, he became enraged, retrieved his Remington from the top drawer and went after her. She saw him approaching, with this Manson-like glare in his eyes, and knew things were going badly for her. So she hauled her ass off to the bathroom, locking the door behind her. But bathrooms aren't like bank vaults, and that psycho doctor forced his way past the door and blasted the fuck out of his lover, who, by the way, was clad only in her undergarment. The doctor saw that he had fucked up grand style, and was sure the police would put him in the same jail cell with his former brother-in-law, "Sammy the Sledge." The doctor thus chose death over having to face that lunantic former brother-in-law of his.

All the testimony is based on the neighbors, who had heard the fucking commotion. Also, too, the scumbag landlord said he was going to kick the doctor and his lover out of their love nest, 'cuz the two had quarreled recently, and she had thrown a flower vase at the doctor, which had missed his head, had flown out the window and killed the neighbor's dog, who was in the process of taking a dump.

There. You have the translated story.

That poor dog...

[dooshman]

Originally Posted by Svengo42 ↗

That poor dog...

[burford]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

I'll translate for you, Blue.

This doctor, a gynecologist, was having a relationship with his secretary, who often gave him good head and sex. When she decided to break off the relationship, he became enraged, retrieved his Remington from the top drawer and went after her. She saw him approaching, with this Manson-like glare in his eyes, and knew things were going badly for her. So she hauled her ass off to the bathroom, locking the door behind her. But bathrooms aren't like bank vaults, and that psycho doctor forced his way past the door and blasted the fuck out of his lover, who, by the way, was clad only in her undergarment. The doctor saw that he had fucked up grand style, and was sure the police would put him in the same jail cell with his former brother-in-law, "Sammy the Sledge." The doctor thus chose death over having to face that lunantic former brother-in-law of his.

All the testimony is based on the neighbors, who had heard the fucking commotion. Also, too, the scumbag landlord said he was going to kick the doctor and his lover out of their love nest, 'cuz the two had quarreled recently, and she had thrown a flower vase at the doctor, which had missed his head, had flown out the window and killed the neighbor's dog, who was in the process of taking a dump.

There. You have the translated story.

I think she does the best she can....Can u speak 2 languages? Everyone should lay off her and let her do the best she can...Just being multilingual is a talent in itself. Rock on BK
oh by the way...just cause she doesnt try to show her tits on here all the time doesnt mean she isnt trying to do the best she can.

[dooshman]

Originally Posted by burford ↗

I think she does the best she can....Can u speak 2 languages? Everyone should lay off her and let her do the best she can...Just being multilingual is a talent in itself. Rock on BK
oh by the way...just cause she doesnt try to show her tits on here all the time doesnt mean she isnt trying to do the best she can.

#1. You need to mind your business.
#2. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex:
#3. Redboomer tried it and FAILED miserably:
#4. I've got respect for Blue for her determination
#5. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex
#6. We're just having fun here
#7. I think Blue's a lot smarter than most people here
#8. Blue can defend herself, does not need a loser like you
#9. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex
#10. Learn how to wank
#11. You're making yourself look awfully stupid
#12. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex

Glad I'm not you ...

[kjohnson28]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

I'll translate for you, Blue.

This doctor, a gynecologist, was having a relationship with his secretary, who often gave him good head and sex. When she decided to break off the relationship, he became enraged, retrieved his Remington from the top drawer and went after her. She saw him approaching, with this Manson-like glare in his eyes, and knew things were going badly for her. So she hauled her ass off to the bathroom, locking the door behind her. But bathrooms aren't like bank vaults, and that psycho doctor forced his way past the door and blasted the fuck out of his lover, who, by the way, was clad only in her undergarment. The doctor saw that he had fucked up grand style, and was sure the police would put him in the same jail cell with his former brother-in-law, "Sammy the Sledge." The doctor thus chose death over having to face that lunantic former brother-in-law of his.

All the testimony is based on the neighbors, who had heard the fucking commotion. Also, too, the scumbag landlord said he was going to kick the doctor and his lover out of their love nest, 'cuz the two had quarreled recently, and she had thrown a flower vase at the doctor, which had missed his head, had flown out the window and killed the neighbor's dog, who was in the process of taking a dump.

There. You have the translated story.

LOL GOOD JOB DOOSH!!!

[Shawna]

[burford]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

#1. You need to mind your business.
#2. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex:
#3. Redboomer tried it and FAILED miserably:
#4. I've got respect for Blue for her determination
#5. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex
#6. We're just having fun here
#7. I think Blue's a lot smarter than most people here
#8. Blue can defend herself, does not need a loser like you
#9. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex
#10. Learn how to wank
#11. You're making yourself look awfully stupid
#12. Blue ain't gonna give you any sex

Glad I'm not you ...

Now I know why u choise ur name...cause u really are a dooshbaggggg

[dooshman]

Originally Posted by burford ↗

Now I know why u choise ur name...cause u really are a dooshbaggggg

Uh ... hello? Anyone home up there? Where do you think dooshman came from, Einstein?

Glad I'm not you ...

Move on. You're looking really stupid tonight.