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04-21-2014, 03:05 PM
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Guy Gunned Down in His Car Next to Pet Bird
40 year old male shot dead in his car, bullets to the head and torso. Motive unknown, maybe someone should ask the bird :)  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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04-21-2014, 03:16 PM
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Re: Guy Gunned Down in His Car Next to Pet Bird
It would have been more convenient if the bird was a buzzard.  |
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04-21-2014, 04:53 PM
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Re: Guy Gunned Down in His Car Next to Pet Bird
Must have scared the shit out of the poor bird.  |
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04-21-2014, 04:58 PM
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Re: Guy Gunned Down in His Car Next to Pet Bird
WTF...assholes. Leaving the bird w/out his human. I hope the bird is ok.  |
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04-21-2014, 06:21 PM
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Re: Guy Gunned Down in His Car Next to Pet Bird
Ok, I'm so jaded I just assumed he was smuggling the bird and the other bird smugglers shot him...God that's jumping to conclusions. I can see the local police questioning the bird..."Ok Senior Poly...we know you know who shot your human. Now tell us the truth or no more mirror or cuddle stone for you." "Baaaaarak...Poly is a pretty bird...Poly is a pretty bird." "Ok Senior Poly, if that really is you name, it's time for the beak scews." |
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04-21-2014, 06:54 PM
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 ★ PSYCHOPOMP ★ Poster Rank:104 Man Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 15,927 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 1294 Post(s)
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Re: Guy Gunned Down in His Car Next to Pet Bird
Cause everybody knows that the bird is the word  |
