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08-09-2009, 08:09 AM
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Re: Guy Being Burned In A Furnace - Truly Amazing
For the most severe back pain, you need Moderna's Creme Atoria. Just rub liberally on to the affected part then lie down until the heat does its soothing work *Caution: can give you an erection |
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09-11-2009, 09:33 AM
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Re: Guy Being Burned In A Furnace - Truly Amazing
Yes, they are brilliant. That's because the fire is so bright. And, shit, you Brits still use the word "daft?" Holy poopcrap!  |
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09-11-2009, 09:38 AM
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Re: Guy Being Burned In A Furnace - Truly Amazing
Hey, daft is a great word to use when you want to call someone a retard but don't want to offend the delicate sensitivities of the PC crowd...plus it's just fun to say...come on, go out and give it a try and see if you don't have to hide a giggle  |
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09-11-2009, 09:46 AM
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Re: Guy Being Burned In A Furnace - Truly Amazing
For tommorow's lesson we shall go to the zoo and toss annoying kids and the mom's that won't control them into the lion's cages...very theraputic, my patients swear by it |
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09-11-2009, 09:51 AM
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Re: Guy Being Burned In A Furnace - Truly Amazing
Tommorrow my ass! (This message was sent by Blackberry from Jim's car while speeding to the zoo.)
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09-11-2009, 10:00 AM
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Re: Guy Being Burned In A Furnace - Truly Amazing
If you see any cyclists wearing those really shiny, ultra tight shorts and shirts along the side of the road (or hell, on the sidewalk if you can get to it), make sure to run em down, it's also theraputic, and you can take some nice pics for us too!
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