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didn't think that much damage could come from that.
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Aw, c'mon.
Next your gonna tell me WE drive on the wrong side of the road.
well duh yeah
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Wear a fucking seatbelt. That way you have far less of a chance of going "Wheeeee!!" through the windscreen.
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Re: Going Through the Windshield

Hmm... what is the contraption that prevents accidents/deaths called again?
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that first one...i bet she knew what the fuck was going on....that wasnt a quick death
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Re: Going Through the Windshield

Anyone ever seen the movie Tucker, about American auto pioneer, Preston Tucker?

While the big three (GM, Ford, Chrysler) were fighting seat belts and other safety innovations, Tucker promoted them.
To make his point he held a dinner with investors and politicians, having a slide show of gruesome pics of people hitting windshields, getting ejected from cars, etc. He showed the slides DURING the meal.

What meal did he serve?
Prime Rib. Rare.
That sounds like something I would have done...then again I'm an obstinate prick, so I guess the resemblance ends there
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We want pictures of children who were not wearing seatbelts who have been throught the windscreen and print a few off then put them on posters near schools so mum can see what happens to little Johny when mum dont strap him in

MUM MAKE YOUR KIDS WEAR A SEATBELT, as i dont like picking up chrildren who lay dead on the road after being thrown throught the front window
I have my daughter so well trained that she makes sure that everyone is buckled in before we leave, even adults in the backseat - I think she took to it so well because it lets her boss people around though (bossiest six year old you'll ever meet)
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That is why I wear my seatbelt at all times. Never know when the shit will happen.
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thats crazy, i would hate to be thrown through a windshield... that shit looks pretty damn painful
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Re: Going Through the Windshield

Hmm... what is the contraption that prevents accidents/deaths called again?
Abortion?


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