Girl Murdered By Boyfriend; Lame Coverup Attempt

**Vedderman** · #1 08-26-2013, 04:06 AM

Some lothario takes his 18 year old girlfriend out for dinner and then packs her into the car for a ride back home. At some point between parting with their friends at the diner and arriving at Casa del Douchebag, he decides to shoot her in the throat with a 38.

Unlike most Brazilian slayers who just dump their dead girlfriends in the street or a ditch, this one actually made some halfassed attempt to get away with the crime. He waited until she bled to death in the seat next to him and then ran the car into a light pole at about 30 MPH. Of course he tried convincing the police that she had actually died in the car 'accident'.

Unfortunately for him, the slug in her still-bleeding throat left them unconvinced of the voracity of his story.

She sure messed up that nice seat cover while dying.

Maggots & Mayhem · #2 08-26-2013, 04:13 AM

What a total scumbag loser, I hope he rots in hell!

exhale666 · #3 08-26-2013, 04:16 AM

What a tragic waste

twayblade · #4 08-26-2013, 04:32 AM

Stupid asshole.

MrEzzzkiel · #5 08-26-2013, 04:58 AM

wtf?!

Dynamo47 · #6 08-26-2013, 06:11 AM

Stupid ass. He could have broken up with her and found someone else.

blancadon · #7 08-26-2013, 09:10 AM

It doesn't look like any blood got on her stylin boots.

tecumseh35 · #8 08-26-2013, 09:43 AM

What a dumb ass!

invertigo · #9 08-26-2013, 09:45 AM

The shit kids come up with these days... How could he have possibly thought that cover story was going to work?
This guy sounds like an great case study in Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Shakey · #10 08-26-2013, 12:04 PM

She must have cut-off the pussy.

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