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11-26-2013, 07:25 AM
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Re: Get the Newspaper...somebody Faceplanted the Road

he will be in the next morning newspaper which will be covering some other road accident victim and so on and so on
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11-26-2013, 08:17 AM
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Its already in the news, I think!
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I think his paper reading days are over.
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He probably could have lived if he was wearing sneakers. Why do mother fuckers have to wear flip flops? I hate flip flops ! The factory that I'm stuck working in has a percentage of people that wear flip flops when they enter the building. All I'm gonna say.
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Are there a lack of blankets in this country?
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His arm is where his leg should have been
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Love your titles, Kelly! Keep 'em coming.
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The accident was all over the front page news!
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Road Smear
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Re: Get the Newspaper...somebody Faceplanted the Road

His arm is where his leg should have been
Bloody hell ive only just noticed that lol!!No wonder he had an accident!!!


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