Gay Fella Puts the Moves on Jason Vorhees with Expected Results

**Vedderman** · #1 ● 12-08-2014, 06:31 PM

Pretty much what the title says, more or less. You really can't make this shit up.

So the swishy lothario with the potbelly finds himself a piece of teenage (15 in this case) ass via the infamous Whatsapp social network and invites the kid over to his house. Kid arrives with a knapsack and a smile and the gay canoodling begins.

A few minutes in, the gentleman caller breaks into a cold sweat and excuses himself to the bathroom. When he emerges, the older gent is lying in his skivvies, ready to get busy. Unfortunately for the master of the house, it is only at this point that he realizes his young conquest is actually Jason Vorhees. Apparently the grinder app gets good service even at Camp Crystal Lake.

In any event, the kid comes out in the fucking hockey mask, wielding a sharpened blade; carves his date up like provolone. News report says he was still wearing the mask when the policia apprehended him. Ah, Brazil...you never fail to amuse.

Edit: In case the injuries are tough to spot in the sea of blood, the victim was stabbed three times in the throat and once in the left arm.