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Re: Gardener Impaled On Fence Falling Off Ladder

ya know what i noticed, look how rusty that fence is, she's gonna have some major tuberculosis
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Re: Gardener Impaled On Fence Falling Off Ladder

I have a question, when she poops, which hole does she wipe????
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Very nice Krazy

Looks like a pain in the ass
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Re: Gardener Impaled On Fence Falling Off Ladder

aha nah shes fine, she lives in Coventry in the UK, this was actually on a tv show over here called "Bizzare ER" and the story goes that she was gardening one day and saw the branches in her garden tree needed clipped, so as usual she put up the step-ladder and clambered up, unluckily for her she was wearing sandals, she slipped a bit, lost her footing and went over with a sickening thud, as the dust settled she tried to move but found she was stuck, she ACTUALLY thought that she had caught her dress on the railing but had a shock when she used her hand to try to free her dress and felt 2 spikes impaling her, police and fire crews arrived after her neighbour heard her calls for help and eventually the fire crew cut off the part of the fence you can see in the picture below.


the hospital doctors tried to fit her in a machine to scan her body to see if the spikes were hitting any major arteries but they couldnt fit her and the piece of fence in so they had no choice but to operate anyway, luckily for her though, the fence had not damaged anything inside her and when the doctors pulled gently on the fence.. as easy as the spikes went in, the spiked ends of the fence slid out.

there ya go :)

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...s_3_Episode_3/
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Re: Gardener Impaled On Fence Falling Off Ladder

a neighbour told her that her tulips weren't up to much, and she took afence!
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What an ass.
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Re: Gardener Impaled On Fence Falling Off Ladder

Her ass is officially a bowling ball. Three holes! Where does the thumb go?
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Re: Gardener Impaled On Fence Falling Off Ladder

are you sure she was a gardener? or a polititian,
there alway's sitting on the fence.
good work
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Re: Gardener Impaled On Fence Falling Off Ladder

ahahaahahaha poor boy! Funny


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