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● 03-10-2010, 07:44 AM
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Fucked Up 80th Birthday!

on his 80th birthday,this man decided to do something out of the ordinary.so he jumped off a plane (with parachute,of course) and he landed two pieces (40 years each)
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Re: Fucked Up 80th Birthday!

Ah...the splitting image of his youth
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● 03-10-2010, 07:50 AM
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Re: Fucked Up 80th Birthday!

Unusual - being split in 2 like that ... kind of cool
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● 03-10-2010, 08:01 AM
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Re: Fucked Up 80th Birthday!

Cool... stupid old fucker... at 80 you belong in a coffin anyway... i bet he caused his own death by being too senile to open the chute... suck it bitch.
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happy birthday .
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Re: Fucked Up 80th Birthday!

How in Hell's name did THAT happen with parachute???????????
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● 03-10-2010, 09:18 AM
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Re: Fucked Up 80th Birthday!

Least he died doing something exciting
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Stupid ass!
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Re: Fucked Up 80th Birthday!

The Dockers are shot but what size is that belt



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