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10-03-2009, 12:13 PM
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When I was a little kid I went to this summer camp and I had just arrived there as the 'mentally handicapped week' was ending. I went to the dinning hall the first night and there were still several 'handicapped' people there so i ended up sitting next to several of them.
Well long story short the one disturbed gentleman who was sitting directly next to me took a metal fork and stabbed the guy sitting next to him in the forehead with the fork. The fork remained lodged in this mans forehead and he naturally began to freak out a bit. Short story shorter, he went to the hospital, the other guy went with the police... It was quite an experience for a 11 year old!
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Poor guy, what a forker for his family

The fork gags are getting too forking much
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When I was a little kid I went to this summer camp and I had just arrived there as the 'mentally handicapped week' was ending. I went to the dinning hall the first night and there were still several 'handicapped' people there so i ended up sitting next to several of them.
Well long story short the one disturbed gentleman who was sitting directly next to me took a metal fork and stabbed the guy sitting next to him in the forehead with the fork. The fork remained lodged in this mans forehead and he naturally began to freak out a bit. Short story shorter, he went to the hospital, the other guy went with the police... It was quite an experience for a 11 year old!
Typical day out for them then

Must have been a bit scary for you?
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When I was a little kid I went to this summer camp and I had just arrived there as the 'mentally handicapped week' was ending. I went to the dinning hall the first night and there were still several 'handicapped' people there so i ended up sitting next to several of them.
Well long story short the one disturbed gentleman who was sitting directly next to me took a metal fork and stabbed the guy sitting next to him in the forehead with the fork. The fork remained lodged in this mans forehead and he naturally began to freak out a bit. Short story shorter, he went to the hospital, the other guy went with the police... It was quite an experience for a 11 year old!
When I was at summer camp we didn't have anything cool like fork weilding retards, just the standard machete weilding hockey mask dude
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Poor guy, what a forker for his family

The fork gags are getting too forking much
Howsabout this one then:

His wife came home with the paycheck, and being a controling SOB, he demanded that she fork it over...
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Howsabout this one then:

His wife came home with the paycheck, and being a controling SOB, he demanded that she fork it over...
Nice one
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I would have liked to see that fight.
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One time at band camp....I stuck my clarinete in my..... well you get it. I wonder if a person forked like that dies instantly? My guess would be NO.
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Typical day out for them then

Must have been a bit scary for you?
Yeah... I just sat there eating my sloppy joe.
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Yes it is a repost. The mom and son had a baby together and the dad/son's head was hurting so the son's mom told their son to go and fix it. Looks like he did. Mom got life and the son well no one knews. Maybe living in the woods.


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