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01-26-2011, 02:03 PM
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Re: Flattened by a Tractor

Wonder if his insides came out of his asshole like a toothpaste tube. That's pretty damn flattened!!!
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Yeah flat stanley
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Re: Flattened by a Tractor

Shit, he musta died in some serious pain My guess is that he was still alive right up to the point where the track was on his chest.
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frisbiee anyone?
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Re: Flattened by a Tractor

How does one get under THERE!
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now he KNOWS how heavy the track hoe really is
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Fucked up!!!!!!!!
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Re: Flattened by a Tractor

How in the fuck does that happen? Have you ever seen one of those things moving around? It's not as though the damned thing can sneek up on you...

I've got this groovy Austin Powers movie moment in my head with this fella screamin, "NOOOOOO!!" from the other side of the field.
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Re: Flattened by a Tractor

Weird he didn't notice that cat.


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