[elizajane]

Lucky he survived, imagine the compo he could get.....

[Billthegravedigger]

I hope he finds them and plays tic tac toe across their faces and stomach with a razor blade, until their intestines fall out and their noses drop off.

[King Herald]

Originally Posted by Softballmama13 ↗

He is one LUCKY, LUCKY man to have lived through this attack!!

They were probably convinced they'd left a corpse behind.

What he needs to do now is recuperate, train to be a ninja warrior, and then suddenly turn up in their lives, with some heavy fire power.....