''2007 White Lincoln van for sale, hardly used. Spacious boot, but may require spring cleaning. Quick sale required, willing to settle for £1000 ONO. Pair of leather driving gloves and two free corpses included. If interested call 07846573827 and ask for Ed Shott.''
Hey, no fair - I called the number and they didn't know any Ed Shott. I tracked em down and tortured them, and they still wouldn't tell me about the van...damn them!