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10-18-2009, 09:44 AM
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''2007 White Lincoln van for sale, hardly used. Spacious boot, but may require spring cleaning. Quick sale required, willing to settle for £1000 ONO. Pair of leather driving gloves and two free corpses included. If interested call 07846573827 and ask for Ed Shott.''
Hey, no fair - I called the number and they didn't know any Ed Shott. I tracked em down and tortured them, and they still wouldn't tell me about the van...damn them!
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Hey, no fair - I called the number and they didn't know any Ed Shott. I tracked em down and tortured them, and they still wouldn't tell me about the van...damn them!
Ooooops.... why can't we delete our fuck ups?
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Hey, no fair - I called the number and they didn't know any Ed Shott. I tracked em down and tortured them, and they still wouldn't tell me about the van...damn them!
I got to it first!!! I have it AND the two dead guys. They are really 'cool' guys. They pretty much do what I tell them to do. Never get any objections from them. One of them is a little messy though. When he drinks beer it shoots out of him like a fountain. I call him Pin Cushion.
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Ooooops.... why can't we delete our fuck ups?
yeah, it should be more like those girls that I...um, yeah.
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Hey has anyone seen Bill and Tim? Haven't seen them since there break together.
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oh no... i broke the dancing banana man :[
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''2007 White Lincoln van for sale, hardly used. Spacious boot, but may require spring cleaning. Quick sale required, willing to settle for £1000 ONO. Pair of leather driving gloves and two free corpses included. If interested call 07846573827 and ask for Ed Shott.''
that was hilarious!!!
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look like a pair of scumbags anyway most people who die that way are...
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not much room for the shopping


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