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07-23-2018, 12:57 AM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:185 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,306
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Errol Flynn Versus Lucrezia Borgia
Dominican Style. Our stalwart swashbuckler here decided to dual-wield a pair of machetes in order to carve his 16 year old girlfriend up like a stack of sliced provolone. He absconded as the neighbors hailed the gendarmes and, though a blood-spattered shirtless man running through the streets is hardly out of place in this part of the Republica Dominica, the filth were able to corral the scrawny bugger and clap him in irons. He protested fiercely, claiming not innocence as they so often do, but rather pre-emptive self defense! According to Tito Two Blades, the buxom teen had been slipping rat poison into his evening food for days. He had no choice but to dice her into bits lest he succumb to the vile fate of a woman's weapon: deadly poison. No rat poison was immediately discovered on the scene, but the neighbors reported that the pair fought like hellcats and shithounds day and night and murder of one or the other was a foregone conclusion.  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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07-23-2018, 01:18 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:398 100% Alpha Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,056 3,056Posts 4,607Thanked 336Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Errol Flynn Versus Lucrezia Borgia
MMMMM provolone..... thanks Cheddarman now all I can think of is cheese!  Your post is goudas always.... never whey too processed with Jack to say!
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07-23-2018, 02:56 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,197
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Re: Errol Flynn Versus Lucrezia Borgia
Noooooo! I've had the 2 death photos since last night but couldn't find anything else, beat me to it!
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07-23-2018, 01:20 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:181 USA haters! Keep sucking the big Orange Dick! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 8,549 8,549Posts 27,907Thanked 2,774Quoted 9Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Errol Flynn Versus Lucrezia Borgia
Oh Cheeze-Whiz, I can't top Chedderman's erudition, I guess I should just hang up my keyboard... BTW, 16 anos would have been too old to arouse Errol Flynn... |
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07-23-2018, 02:06 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:823 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 948 948Posts 3,116Thanked 282Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Errol Flynn Versus Lucrezia Borgia
 awesome post.16 years old.. and looks like she had 4 babies already..what a pig of a woman to spend your life in prison. This guy needs to suicide. |
