[TheVrist]

He must have come with english assembly instructions, they gave up tossed em out.

[edwina22]

Get your foot outta my face.

[DonB]

OK, who has the IKEA assembly sheet and allen key?

[DCBROWN]

They should have used these

[invertigo]

Originally Posted by johnleeknoefler ↗

What dumpster? It looks like two people dumped in the weeds. A woman and a man? And what is with the dismemberment? What ever happened to just plain ol' garden variety murders? Dead is dead but cutting people apart after the fact is just bizaare.

That's usually just done to make the bodies easier transfer to a dump site (no pun intended), it's when people start keeping those body parts you need to worry.

[invertigo]

...Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything

[zombiehunter1231]

he became the dumpster juice

[Wolf]

Originally Posted by invertigo ↗

How do we know this guys a diver? Is there story behind this post?
I've met plenty of dumpster divers in my life I can't recall any incidents of spontaneous dismemberment

You've obviously never jumped into one with a pissed off raccoon.
Maybe less spontaneous dismemberment as spontaneous bowel movement though.

[invertigo]

Originally Posted by blue devil ↗

You've obviously never jumped into one with a pissed off raccoon.
Maybe less spontaneous dismemberment as spontaneous bowel movement though.

While nothing to be taken lightly, I wouldn't call a raccoon battle 'spontaneous', though. There is clear cause-and-effect leading to the pants shittery .

[goosebumps17452]

where are the shoes at... i need some