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05-26-2016, 05:03 PM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:32 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,730
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Dumb Cattle Thieves Drown After Canoe Capsizes.
On Thursday 19th May, police were called to a farm in Brazil after reports of a gang of 5 robbing cattle at gunpoint. When the police arrived they were shot at. The police shot back but the gang escaped via a canoe, which subsequently sank. The police called in the fire department over the weekend and 2 bodies so far have been found.      |
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05-26-2016, 05:35 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:826 Female Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 945 945Posts 4,244Thanked 356Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dumb Cattle Thieves Drown After Canoe Capsizes.
Wow, what got them, piranhas? They got stripped to the bone!
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05-26-2016, 07:47 PM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4573 Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 63 63Posts 150Thanked 12Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dumb Cattle Thieves Drown After Canoe Capsizes.
Why the hell were they robbing cattle?? Everybody knows cattle don't have any money!  |
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05-26-2016, 09:56 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,235 17,235Posts 45,034Thanked 4,712Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dumb Cattle Thieves Drown After Canoe Capsizes.
There wasn't a problem until they tried to load the cattle in the canoe........that's when the trouble started......
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05-26-2016, 11:13 PM
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Re: Dumb Cattle Thieves Drown After Canoe Capsizes.
That second picture down.  Is so freaking cool! It looks more like a Halloween or a movie prop than an actual corpse.  |
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05-27-2016, 12:13 AM
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Re: Dumb Cattle Thieves Drown After Canoe Capsizes.
Everybody knows cattle don't go willingly... |
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05-27-2016, 05:58 AM
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Re: Dumb Cattle Thieves Drown After Canoe Capsizes.
Love the floating upside down flip flop  |
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05-27-2016, 07:11 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:300 male Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,370 4,370Posts 6,610Thanked 498Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dumb Cattle Thieves Drown After Canoe Capsizes.
Piranhas, always first on the scene...makes for a smaller coffin |
