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11-26-2018, 02:27 PM
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Drunken Idiots Cause Bicycle/Motorbike MVA
Guy and his girlfriend were at the rodeo, allegedly drinking all night. One of the enclosed photos is from about an hour before the crash, which shoes the guy on a horse and several bottles of beer sitting in front of the girl taking the pic. Witnesses said they were seen riding around the parking lot with three people on the bike. When they left, however, only the guy and the girl were present. They made it about 3 blocks away from the stadium before hitting some poor fucker crossing an intersection on a bicycle. Bicycle guy banged up his head, but is otherwise fine. Motorcycle boyfriend (in the wheelchair) had some serious injuries, but was treated at the hospital. 18yo girlfriend riding bitch on the bike cracked her head on the pavement when the bike went into a skid and died on the spot.   ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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11-26-2018, 11:31 PM
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Re: Drunken Idiots Cause Bicycle/Motorbike MVA
Aw she had a lovely face.
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11-26-2018, 11:49 PM
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Re: Drunken Idiots Cause Bicycle/Motorbike MVA
Unfortunately, her face was censored in both postmortem images. I always find the contrast fascinating.
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11-27-2018, 02:32 AM
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Re: Drunken Idiots Cause Bicycle/Motorbike MVA
Wonder, after he's back on his feet again, to stop drinking and participating in traffic or not. Probably not.
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11-27-2018, 03:21 AM
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Re: Drunken Idiots Cause Bicycle/Motorbike MVA
Nah. She's just a bit thicc and the angle doesn't help. It's pretty obvious in the selfie with the shorts, too. If they're pregnant (which is always mentioned in the postmortem), I generally say so. She wasn't.  |
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11-27-2018, 11:46 AM
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Re: Drunken Idiots Cause Bicycle/Motorbike MVA
It’s a beer belly.  |
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11-27-2018, 03:59 PM
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Re: Drunken Idiots Cause Bicycle/Motorbike MVA
Did they wreck a horse? That’s a polo helmet
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11-27-2018, 04:02 PM
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Re: Drunken Idiots Cause Bicycle/Motorbike MVA
They were on their way back from riding horses, so it was probably being carried or strapped onto something. Perhaps even worn.
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