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04-28-2015, 03:58 PM
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Drunk Woman Passes Out on Road; Awakened by Grim Reaper.
26 year old woman was on her way home from a party, drunk as a waltzing pissant. At some point between departure and arrival, she passed out and was sleeping soundly...on the side of a Brazilian roadway.  She was run over by a Fiat Uno and killed, probably instantly and while unconscious.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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04-28-2015, 05:09 PM
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Re: Drunk Woman Passes Out on Road; Awakened by Grim Reaper.
She's sucking in her belly in that photo or it's really old.
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04-28-2015, 05:14 PM
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Re: Drunk Woman Passes Out on Road; Awakened by Grim Reaper.
My guess is sucking in, plus some sort of control from the garment, which looks to be some manner of bodysuit bustier tucked into jean shorts. In the accident photos, she's not wearing a bra and I am not even sure she's got underwear on under those ragged-ass shorts, plus she's lying prone and we all know that isn't usually a flattering position for flab. ;) Further, it is highly possible that she's had both muscle and internal organ displacement from the accident trauma. Some of the excess gravitational pull on that gut may actually be because some of the tissue inside it is not actually sitting where it is supposed to be sitting.  |
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04-28-2015, 05:14 PM
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Re: Drunk Woman Passes Out on Road; Awakened by Grim Reaper.
party hard
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04-28-2015, 05:16 PM
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Re: Drunk Woman Passes Out on Road; Awakened by Grim Reaper.
3rd suspicious Fiat Uno kill on here in as many days. Appears this Uno swerved to the side of the road to claim its victim and Carmageddon points for a pedestrian kill.
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04-28-2015, 08:30 PM
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Re: Drunk Woman Passes Out on Road; Awakened by Grim Reaper.
Too bad. She was probably a fun chick.  Callsies on the flip flop(s)!
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04-28-2015, 10:30 PM
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Re: Drunk Woman Passes Out on Road; Awakened by Grim Reaper.
LMAO @ "drunk as a waltzing pissant" |
