[GiJoe7898]

where'd the good looking, thin dead chicks go?

[dogleg818]

No way, somebody bashed her.

[genericname79]

I had a friend who was an avid jogger. During a morning run in the city, he tripped and hit his head on the curb and died minutes later.

[vagabond]

Damn, I came close many a time, but no cigar!

[The Krokodil]

I'm usually an asshole but damn that sucks!!! I hope this don't happen to me when I'm shit faced going somewhere!!

[AceGoober]

In my younger years I was a party hardy type of person. Been many a time I should have died, been seriously injured or, on many occasion, the butt of jokes from the people at a party. Glad the former two never happened. Third one, however, happened quite a few times.

[King Herald]

Originally Posted by jesuswept ↗

"But there for the grace of God go I".
In my 20's often don't remember how the fuck I got home; shoes missing, pants dirty, not a clue.

I was still doing in my 50's occasionally....

In fact just a month ago..

[King Herald]

In fact I tend to drive if I'm gonna get that fucked up, save falling over so much.

[stillfeelchill]

Sooo, lol, they threw a towel over her mug while she was still alive

[FavaBeans]

Noooooo its Tia Teresa!!!!
She already dressed for burial...so...its coo