Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

gatagato · #1 07-31-2013, 03:42 AM

The police received several calls which warned that a very drunk man walking down the dark road at kilometer 311 was bullfighting with oncoming cars: when the cops arrived at the scene, they've found out that it was too late: one car had hit the improvised torero, and several more cars finished the job by running over him.
At least he died doing what he loved. Maybe, not sure.

Thanks to mort999 for the find

Bastet · #2 07-31-2013, 03:56 AM

But where's his red cloth? He should have worn red flip flops at least

SargeistExisting · #3 07-31-2013, 04:14 AM

I guess no undies is better than dirty undies.

SlappyButtCheeks · #4 07-31-2013, 04:25 AM

He got a big ol' butthole

Sisteskrik · #5 07-31-2013, 04:33 AM

red/whipe stripes infuriate cars, he should know.

Sharon · #6 07-31-2013, 06:00 AM

"Bullfighting with oncoming cars", that's so mental

I'd have love to have seen that! 'Ole!'

pieandsauce · #7 07-31-2013, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon.

"Bullfighting with oncoming cars", that's so mental

I'd have love to have seen that! 'Ole!'

go on! then post results

pieandsauce · #8 07-31-2013, 06:50 AM

ignore last post

too drunk makes no sence

Cassius · #9 07-31-2013, 08:22 AM

I only clicked because I was hopeful Corrida was some kind of sick planking game where everyone dies.

Shylock · #10 07-31-2013, 08:47 AM

Opps

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