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Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

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Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

The police received several calls which warned that a very drunk man walking down the dark road at kilometer 311 was bullfighting with oncoming cars: when the cops arrived at the scene, they've found out that it was too late: one car had hit the improvised torero, and several more cars finished the job by running over him.
At least he died doing what he loved. Maybe, not sure.

Thanks to mort999 for the find
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Re: Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

But where's his red cloth? He should have worn red flip flops at least
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Re: Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

I guess no undies is better than dirty undies.
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Re: Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

He got a big ol' butthole
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Re: Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

red/whipe stripes infuriate cars, he should know.
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Re: Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

"Bullfighting with oncoming cars", that's so mental I'd have love to have seen that! 'Ole!'
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Re: Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

"Bullfighting with oncoming cars", that's so mental I'd have love to have seen that! 'Ole!'
go on! then post results
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Re: Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

ignore last post too drunk makes no sence
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Re: Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

I only clicked because I was hopeful Corrida was some kind of sick planking game where everyone dies.
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Re: Drunk Man Plays Corrida With Oncoming Cars (And Loses)

Opps


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