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07-10-2013, 04:28 AM
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Drinking + Swimming =
The body of a man missing since Wednesday was found on Saturday morning. The victim, 35 years old, had been drinking with friends on the river bank and decided to go for a swim, that was the last they seen of him..
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#2
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07-10-2013, 05:31 AM
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Re: Drinking + Swimming =
That flotation device would have been a lot more useful if he'd had it on before he went into the water. Drunken idiot.  |
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07-10-2013, 05:43 AM
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Re: Drinking + Swimming =
Just because you drink like a fish doesn't mean you'd swim like a fish as well |
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07-10-2013, 08:36 AM
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Re: Drinking + Swimming =
Them brazilians don't have much to do except travel from one death scene to the next.
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07-10-2013, 10:53 AM
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Re: Drinking + Swimming =
Love how the guy in red had a mask over his mouth...you were just swimming alongside a corpse, I don't think thats doing much.
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