[William May]

Originally Posted by minka1 ↗

So he was just fully dressed, backfloating in the sea and boom. One chomp. No other visible horrific trauma caused by a shark.
His shirt isn’t even ripped up.
What a polite fucking shark, has exquisite table manners.
Sharky wanted his dinners family to have an open casket. They can just pick up a Wilson ball, wig, wig stache, and sunglasses, Bam!

But seriously. Where is the ME? Are the teeth marks definitely caused by a shark or a jagged hacksaw.

At this very moment I am watching a true crime case where a wife had her hubs killed for the $100K LI/plus other financial perks she would inherit.
Who benefits from his murder, so conveniently done in the sea?

What kind of detective work is this?

As a graduate of the Colombian School of Forensic Science and Plumbing, I can state positively that it looks like suicide to me. They examined him close-up, from inside a boat. That's virtually conclusive if you ask me. Or if it's NOT conclusive, it's probably bi-directional, or some other big word.

Remember, you can't spell "Cleauseau" WITHOUT "clue"!!

[JGT4]

Anyone notice there's been one huge fuckload of shark attacks the past few years? What is going on? The worst was the Russian dude swimming in the Red sea off Egypt. The shark ripped his arms off and the guy is trying to swim away with no arms while yelling for his papa. The shark ended up taking his legs and head as well

[Mr.NoCredit]

Originally Posted by minka1 ↗

So he was just fully dressed, backfloating in the sea and boom. One chomp. No other visible horrific trauma caused by a shark.
His shirt isn’t even ripped up.
What a polite fucking shark, has exquisite table manners.
Sharky wanted his dinners family to have an open casket. They can just pick up a Wilson ball, wig, wig stache, and sunglasses, Bam!

But seriously. Where is the ME? Are the teeth marks definitely caused by a shark or a jagged hacksaw.

At this very moment I am watching a true crime case where a wife had her hubs killed for the $100K LI/plus other financial perks she would inherit.
Who benefits from his murder, so conveniently done in the sea?

What kind of detective work is this?

Don’t know if you still venture here anymore. This comment is brilliant! I laughed very hard at this. I wanted to share some appreciation and say, “Thank you very much Minka1!!

[Elizabeth76]

The shark did a hawk tuah with the head after tasting it's juices.