According to a translation I found of another report by the same guy, he starts every report by going "For the loooooooove of Gooooooooood!" and ends the video by going "If Portal do Zacarias is not there, it's because nothing happened." Back in the day it seemed every third Brazil post had that guy reporting on the scene.
His emphasis on whatever he was saying had me cracking up. Like wtf dude, a lady got hacked to death and displayed in the street like a ham.
