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06-14-2026, 12:26 AM
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Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
Caucaia, Ceará, Brazil Based on tattoos, the deceased has been identified as Francisco W.A.D., who had a criminal record.  ·  ·  ·  · |
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06-14-2026, 09:43 AM
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Re: Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
Good thing is, there won't be any more repeat offences  |
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06-14-2026, 10:19 AM
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Re: Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
What if one of his crimes was littering on the beach?..
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06-14-2026, 10:22 AM
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Re: Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
Oh. Good catch. Throw him in prison then ! |
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06-14-2026, 02:37 PM
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Re: Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
That's Matt.
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06-14-2026, 07:27 PM
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Re: Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
He’s a washed up, has been.
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06-15-2026, 12:20 AM
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Re: Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
He looks alive to me  |
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06-15-2026, 03:34 PM
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Re: Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
He can still serve a purpose. Toss him in the boat, put him on a drag line and go shark fishing.  |
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06-15-2026, 10:50 PM
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Re: Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
He can't sue anyone if they were negligent. He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
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06-19-2026, 02:24 AM
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Re: Dismembered Corpse with No Head, Arms, or Legs Washed Up on Beach
And my ex-wife told me I was half a man. |
