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05-02-2020, 07:07 PM
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Re: Decapitated Body of His Niece
I wish they sold those VW vans in Canada. Also, nice yard you fucking wench! |
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05-02-2020, 10:33 PM
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Re: Decapitated Body of His Niece
By what we read here, one is left only to surmise that this Tatiana whore was, in fact, just that--a Witch Whore or Whoring Witch, whichever you're more comfortable with. She was obviously banished from her former stable after she botched a Spell that left her hideously disfigured with over testosticating ovaries. (note the moustache) To add further injury to the insult that she had clearly become, Tatiana learned of an upcoming Witches pageant, and that it was being judged by the regional Wizard Chief (WC), and her first boyfriend's ex-pimp--a dazzling specimen indeed, and the catch of a lifetime for anyone with a yard like hers. If only he would choose her. The only problem, of course, was that all the land knew of the Wizard Chief's hebephilic proclivities--they were notorious. And so therein enters the innocent 13 year old Kristina--her studious, sweet, WC target aged, little daughter. Her precious daughter. Her daughter who, for all these years, had mockingly paraded her tiny, perfect, moustacheless head around. Knowing full well too, Kristina must have, that walking around nude for precisely 12 hours with their daughters head in a bag, is the only way that a flappy and withering, potato wine stinking Witch can restore her youthful appeal, former passable looks, ovarian normalcy, and even the possibility of gaining a feminine brow and jawline. But the Witch's daughter must be no older than 13, and the walk must occur amidst her laughing neighbours before the end of the Sacrificial Season--midnight April 30th. She clearly didn't make it to 12 hours, and so this wasteful horrible looking bitch accomplished absolutely nothing, except destroying the one thing that could have ever dissuaded anyone with any sense from piping carbon monoxide into her bloodstream. |
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05-02-2020, 11:22 PM
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Re: Decapitated Body of His Niece
I think we should start a fund raiser for you to write and publish children's books. Fully illustrated, of course. With extra pages to color. I would put your books on my shelf somewhere between Aesop's Fables & The Antarchist's Cookbook. Required reading, of course... |
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05-02-2020, 11:26 PM
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Re: Decapitated Body of His Niece
Yo! Get this case right? This lady is an absolute ocean for teasing and steering ones murderous intent. It's pretty excellent! |