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Old 06-12-2009, 02:36 PM
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Re: Death from Natural Causes

At least the toilet was clean!

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Old 06-12-2009, 03:41 PM
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I think I've seen this one before...something about alcohol poisoning and sleeping next to the potty incase she still needed to puke.
And who hasn't done that? Right? Right? I know there were many times I've done it.

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Old 06-12-2009, 04:14 PM
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Re: Death from Natural Causes

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Death from natural causes


Does everyone here sleep next to their toilet?
Yes, the first time I drink Absolute, 100 proof. I was a stupid kid, at 21 years old, I thought I could wear the big boy pants. Lesson learned!

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Old 06-12-2009, 04:14 PM
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Re: Death from Natural Causes

I've done it many times...but Im still young enough to try to learn my limits..never seem to though.

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Old 06-12-2009, 07:28 PM
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Re: Death from Natural Causes

I spent many nights hugging the toilet in my younger days, swearing to God I would never drink again

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Old 06-12-2009, 07:31 PM
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I spent many nights hugging the toilet in my younger days, swearing to God I would never drink again
Yeah. Same here. Got drunk and did it again last night.


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Old 06-13-2009, 05:05 PM
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I spent many nights hugging the toilet in my younger days, swearing to God I would never drink again
And you probably did it again the next evening...same here, never did learn my lesson, but I know my limits now...kinda anyhow

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Old 06-13-2009, 05:59 PM
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Natural you say?! Tss, that fucking lady died by a fucking heartattack while se was at here toailet sneaking in crips and cola into her mouth! It was not fuckin natural!!!

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Old 06-30-2009, 03:55 PM
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I guess she'd prefer to sleep in the toilet instead of making sex with her ugly and horny husband...

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Re: Death from Natural Causes

glad im an american

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