These firemen are covered with body grease after a morbidly obese cremation attempt ended up seting fire to the crematorium. Took 3 days to put it out...
Three days...fuck, the smell must have been something.
I was told i was morbidly obese...(standing at 5' 2'' and 250 lbs.). But...not as bad as these fellows...at least i can still walk and even jump around...