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i think im effed up i a bit when i saw the title
I was laughing harder and harder the more I scrolled down reading people's responses.

But the original picture was quite funny itself.
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Can we like get a story to go with this, its boring just looking at pics, i like to imagine myself in the situation D:
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i kinda liked the look of his head in the second pic... kinda flat...
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what a shitty job!
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pancakes anyone?
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I'm a therapist, and let me tell you: this is a classic case of a man wanting attention.

his crushed brains are saying "l'm fragile. hold me"

his ribcage fragments are saying "I need a mother figure"

final analysis: this man needed drunken anal sex with a cheap asian prostitute.
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what was he doing laying infront of a cement truck anyways lol..
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So, what's for dinner..?
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Man gets crushed under a cement truck, authorities actually have to scoop him up with a shovel.
well would you want to touch him with your hands???
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Re: Death By Cement Truck

I wonder if anybody called his wife........and said he'd be a little late for dinner?
or if they said that they could have him for dinner


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