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11-09-2019, 02:14 AM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:185 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,306
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The Dead Whore's Picnic
23 year old prostitute was sitting at a picnic table behind the brothel, enjoying a drink and some socializing with her fellow whores when she was approached by a very angry former client. He was locally known as The Mongrel and was frequently ridiculed for being plug ugly. Apparently, his cash was good enough, though, because he landed this buxom blonde more than a few times. Unfortunately for her, she was apparently running her whore mouth behind his back and complaining to her friends about having to fuck the really ugly guy. Not sure which loose-lipped prozzie dropped a dime to Mister Uggo, but someone did. He approached the table and pulled his gun, allegedly yelling "Am I ugly? Am I ugly? Now you're the ugly one!" He then shot her three times. The first two shots hit each arm, as she was screaming bloody murder and trying to shield her face from the shots. The third one caught her just below the chin. She slumped over and made a mess on the picnic table while he scarpered on his motorcycle. He was apprehended two days later and confessed to the crime.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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11-09-2019, 02:20 AM
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Re: The Dead Whore's Picnic
Wonder how she managed to get her entire body on top of the picnic table. lol
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11-09-2019, 02:35 AM
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Re: The Dead Whore's Picnic
I would have paid for her services and come back for more.
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11-09-2019, 04:20 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,197
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Re: The Dead Whore's Picnic
You never fail to look like a desperate loser, do you?!
__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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11-09-2019, 04:26 AM
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Re: The Dead Whore's Picnic
Only 23, shame she had many years ahead of her getting borked for $5.
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11-09-2019, 04:32 AM
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Re: The Dead Whore's Picnic
the pot calling the kettle.
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11-09-2019, 05:14 AM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1561 Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 363 363Posts 259Thanked 44Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: The Dead Whore's Picnic
Can't wait to move to Brazil lots of buety girls
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11-09-2019, 07:51 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,819
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Re: The Dead Whore's Picnic
Marcelo has an intense record with several stints by the police for drug trafficking, murder and theft. So bet we won't be seeing this pos any time soon again.
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11-09-2019, 08:02 AM
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Re: The Dead Whore's Picnic
I'm sure he will get a warm welcome in prison by her former clients.  |
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11-09-2019, 08:07 AM
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Re: The Dead Whore's Picnic
O cmn, he gave her a compliment  |
