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lol do u pee before dying or after dying ,in all the pic there peeing?
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im sure they sharted a lil too
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lol do u pee before dying or after dying ,in all the pic there peeing?
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There are actually people who don't know this, so I'm sayin' it!!!

When a person (or any mammal) dies, the muscles that keep the unine in the bladder (and poop in the rectum) relax--thereby almost always pissing your pants when you die---sometimes shitting your pants as well, depending on factors such as when you last shit, consistency of shit, position of body at time of death, etc.
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That one chick is about to get molested, and the last chick really should have done some hedge trimming before offing.
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There are actually people who don't know this, so I'm sayin' it!!!

When a person (or any mammal) dies, the muscles that keep the unine in the bladder (and poop in the rectum) relax--thereby almost always pissing your pants when you die---sometimes shitting your pants as well, depending on factors such as when you last shit, consistency of shit, position of body at time of death, etc.
What if your upside down
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LMAO! Girl in the 5th pic must be trying to steal that girls shirt.
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#5 why is that bitch taking down her pants? if i ever off myself, im having an aenima first
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What if your upside down
I was GONNA mention the upside down thing, but I didn't!! Hahaha...ok, well then, here ya go:

If you're upside down when you die, no pee will pour out unless you had a very full bladder to begin with. Here is an example that perfectly illustrates peeing, death AND upside-down:

As a vet tech, we'd put down (euthanize) dogs and cats---often once or more a day at the hospital I worked at.
If we did it without the owner present, (often they didn't want to see) then we'd inject the sodium pentabarbitol IV, and as soon as possible, we'd lift up the animal upside down so pee wouldn't get all over the table and towel while an assistant got the body bag opened up. And always head first to keep the urine from leaking all over the place while bagging. Yep. Imagine that.

Otherwise, if the owner wanted to be present (which we encouraged) the animal would be laying on a thick blanket so the release of a pool of pee wouldn't upset the owners....It is rather stark to see your beloved pet expire without having to see them also shit and piss themselves!


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