Dead Man On Sunlounger

[dannielle327]

[SocialSuicide]

I was next in line for the sunlounger, but I think I'll pass.

[Viking64]

Originally Posted by SocialSuicide

I was next in line for the sunlounger, but I think I'll pass.

You will pass if you use that sunlounger. That other guy passed. It must be cursed.

[SocialSuicide]

Originally Posted by viking64

You will pass if you use that sunlounger. That other guy passed.

He probably passed something unsavoury through the slats too

[Viking64]

Originally Posted by SocialSuicide

He probably passed something unsavoury through the slats too

Ya know, us Americans used to know how to spell English. Then along came the telegraph and people were charged for each letter. Thus words like colour, behaviour, and yes, even unsavoury began to lose letters (the "u" in these cases). "Aluminium" became "aluminum." Of course, there are many other examples. I hope everyone has enjoyed today's history lesson. That is all. Goodbye.

[Shadowkeeper]

Originally Posted by viking64

Ya know, us Americans used to know how to spell English. Then along came the telegraph and people were charged for each letter. Thus words like colour, behaviour, and yes, even unsavoury began to lose letters (the "u" in these cases). "Aluminium" became "aluminum." Of course, there are many other examples. I hope everyone has enjoyed today's history lesson. That is all. Goodbye.

Well, we gotta give those linguists SOMETHING to argue about, don't we? Otherwise they might get bored and go postal on us!

[Viking64]

Originally Posted by Shadowkeeper

Well, we gotta give those linguists SOMETHING to argue about, don't we? Otherwise they might get bored and go postal on us!

Not to worry! i just put on a suit of.......wait for it......ARMOR!!!!

[ShesLostControl]

That's the man that stole my yellow blankie.

[SocialSuicide]

Originally Posted by viking64

Not to worry! i just put on a suit of.......wait for it......ARMOR!!!!

What colour is it? Grey?

[Sir Specula]

UV rays got him. Sunloungers are Satan's secret weapon... Just behind hurricanes, asteroids and A.I.D.S.