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03-21-2013, 03:09 PM
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Dead Man Found Floating Still Holding His Beloved Flippies in His Right Hand
On the morning of Wednesday, 20/03/2013, in the waters of the São Francisco river, some fishermen were sailing, fishing & minding their own business when (to much of their surprise) they spotted the floating body of a young man not yet identified. According to the information obtained by the police, dozens of onlookers went to the scene to try to recognize the body, unsuccesfully though. One detail that caught the attention of the police (and of the residents) was that the dead man was still holding a pair of Flip Flops which models' temporary codename is plpzXup4-133, the first waterproof flippies prototype ever producted, (scheduled launch date = top secret): basically, the first amphibious flippies ever made which can also be used to do water ski (but only under certains weather conditions). The corpse will be submitted to the Forensic Institute of Aracaju, and if won't be recognized, it will be buried in some random cemetery. And some say that i see conspiracies everywhere, whenever it comes to flip flops-related crimes... Tsk! Tsk! Now explain this, if you can.  ·  ·  · |
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03-21-2013, 03:11 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:362 cock and balls Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,333 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 17 Post(s)
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Re: Dead Man Found Floating Still Holding His Beloved Flippies in His Right Hand
He didnt want to let go of those bad boys  |
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03-21-2013, 04:07 PM
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Re: Dead Man Found Floating Still Holding His Beloved Flippies in His Right Hand
Holding his flippies in his hand as he died, I'm all emotional now *sniff*  |
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03-21-2013, 05:07 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3474 Female Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 101
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Re: Dead Man Found Floating Still Holding His Beloved Flippies in His Right Hand
That one eyeball is freakin' creepy. He's looking at me and winking at me! I don't like it!
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03-21-2013, 07:38 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:192 All woman Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 7,782 Mentioned: 22 Post(s) Quoted: 1420 Post(s)
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Re: Dead Man Found Floating Still Holding His Beloved Flippies in His Right Hand
I swear to God I thought it said holding his HEAD for some reason!  |
